Monday Update.

Saturday...
3:30pm
Got a phone call on the way down to Salem RV show from Mom.
Mom:"hey, little brother." (that's what i'm known as at home... in taiwanese.)
Me: "yea?"
Mom: "where you at?"
Me: "I'm driving to Salem right now."
Mom: "oh... we bought a condo."
Me: (silence) "oh... good."

Hai: looks at me with his sleepy eyes.
Me: "my parents just bought a condo."
Hai: "oh... good."

12am... ish.
We're dancing on the dance floor in the club and i felt a hand reached down my butt. I turned around and there was this black lady looking at me.
Me: (a bit confused and somewhat shocked... and not turned on at all.) "umm... can i help you?"
Black Mama: "Oh~ your shirt came out, i was just helping you tucking it in." (smile)
Me: "oh... thx."

If i weren't a skinny asian-man i'd say that she was hitting on me. but i am, and i'm scared. i just got molested by Black Mama. and let me tell you, she tucked it in the inner pants, and yes, there was skin contact.

Sunday...
10am
Back at the Salem RV show again... I decided that this will be the last RV show i do.

4pm
The condo is surprising spacious, it's bigger than our current house. located in Clackmas, next to the 3 par golf-course, which i have unlimited access too. They're building a outdoor mall down the block and looks like a really decent place. Hmm... i guess i'll stay w/ my parents for a little while. Always wanted to live in a condo... downtown.

9pm
finished watching 6 episoles of 24... season 4! yea, i'm catching up.

Monday
4:45pm
The employee at Wendy's looks at me with a smile while he refills my drink. And as he was handing my coke to me he says,
Wendy's dude: "nice tux."
Me: "Thank YOU!"

don't know why i said it that loud. but i was thinking..
"it's a suit, you stupid."

Later he came by and clean some table next too me. we made eye contact a few times and he tried to stirr up some coversation...

If i weren't straight i'd say Wendy's hitting on me. but i am, and i'm scared. I just got visually undressed by a mexican in Wendy's.. but the real crime behind all this is that he thought i was wearing a tux... A TUX??? man, i'm calling the fashion police. Perhaps he's not gay afterall.

6:45pm
I gave up the wait for my big fish... Got no-showed by them again... AHHHH! it kinda sucks a bit.

11:30pm
I burnt my popcorn.

beep. beep. beep. beep.



this is not spell checked... 'cause i'm too lazy. learn to love it.

On a happy note. i've showered twice in the last 16 days... yes guys, i am that lazy. and yes ladies, i can bottle up some of me musk for your smelling pleasure. it's okay, this one's on me.