Super-duper.

It's not everyday that one have the opportunity to pull an all nighter cramming for finals. Well luckily, tonight is my night. So here's me, 1 energy drink, 1 midnight meal, and 4 out of 18 tax return questions later... realizing 10 super-duper things that are really wrong w/ me.

10. For a guy who's taking only 10 credits, in which 2 of them are physical activity classes, I should have no excuse to be cramming. Super seniors don't cram, we just let it slide.
9. Been working out lately. Want to gain some weight and look nice for the ladies come summer. Unfortunately, instead of getting big, all i'm doing is getting buffer. I looked like Flanders from the Simpsons with his shirt off. Scary buff. I just want to gain weight, not become
like some beast! man, gotta get on that beer diet.
8. I pick my nose as often as i breath.
7. I have this pimple on my face for the past 5 days. It's one of those super resilient ones that just will not go away. It's too small to pop and yet big enough to develop a whitehead. Very inconvenient.
6. It's in between my eyes.
5. I spent more time on facebook than i do studying.
4. I have a final tomorrow. It's worth 33% of the grade. However, I haven't even started on that test because i've been working on this tax return project for the past 4 hours. It's worth maybe 7% of my overall grade.
3. I just found out that my tax project is extended till Friday... oh the irony!
2. Every now and then... Sometimes... Often... no... Usually if not always, my breath smells like a warm dirty sock wrapped in corn and dipped in leftover milk. I'm addicted to the smell of it. It's comforting? makes me warm inside? I don't know why... i'm sure deep down inside you do it too. No? oh, well... um.. i was just kidding.
1. I look at pictures of myself and giggles in delight. hee-hee-hee. super.

As with cramming comes youtube. yes. it's fun, you will watch it (and like it).




Ok. Time to go back to study... maybe another energy drink? hmm.... sleep.

Memorial Day Weekend.

I see you.

Wanna learn Chinese? well now you can: (stolen from some dude on facebook)

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...:-D
1) Thats not right......................................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive.................. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP........................................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Small horse.............................................. Tai Ni Po Ni
5) Did you go to the beach?........................ Wai Yu So Tan
6) I think you need a face lift.................... Chin Tu Fat
7) It's very dark in here............................. Wao So Dim
8) I thought you were on a diet................ Wai Yu Mun Ching
9) This is a tow away zone......................... No Pah King
10) staying out of sight............................... Lei Ying Lo
11) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
12) Your body odor is offensive................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

There you go, now you all can be like David.

Went camping this weekend. How was it you ask? Good. except for the rain in the morning... we woke up with a lake around our tent.

besides that, it was a pretty fun trip. got to hang out w/ my peeps from UO. word.

Summer time and the wind is blowing outside in lower Chelsea
And I don't know what i'm doing in this city
The sun is always in my eyes
It crashes through the windows
And i'm sleeping on the couch when I came visit you
That's when i know that i could never have you
I knew that before you did still I'm the one whose stupid
And there's this burning
Like there's always been
I've never been so alone
And I've...
never been so alive.

Thanks Terence, you are one cool cat. may you stay forever chill.

Week 8-

Class count this week... 4
2 of which are PAC classes (rock climbing & ballroom dance)
1 where i'm an hour late to
and only 15 mintues late to the other one.
Real class time not counting PAC classes... 2 hours and 20 minutes.

I think i'm getting a bad case of Senioritis.

On a related note, sleep count this week...
Monday: 5am-10am, 1:30pm-6pm (10hrs)
Tuesday: 4am-8am, 2pm-7pm (9 hrs)
Wednesday: 5am-2pm (9 hrs)
Today: 3am-8am (5 hrs) and counting...

Somehow, it feels like i'm sleeping a lot more than that... Those naps are the killer, 'cause it will keep you up at night, then you're screwed the next day... crazy naps.

Had a dream the other night, didn't quite remember why or how, but i ended up riding in a carriage with Gandalph the Great from the LOTR, buying some longan from a fruit stand. It was a happy dream... Now can you see why i like to sleep so much?

Welcome to the new stalker friendly facebook!

Facebook is becoming very dangerous.... on the plus side, now it's easier for all my lady stalker to find me. Or is it?

Happy late birthdays to Simon! hope you're recovered from last night...

Had a interesting dinner last night at El Prez celebrating Simon's 23, it kinda reminds me of a episode of sex & the city gone bad. Here's how it went down...

Me: eating away my #14 combo (Enchilada & Tostada with rice and beans) while Simon is quickly fading away, minding my own business and enjoying my dinner.

The table next to me (5 girls, late 20's to mid 30's): started like any original girls night out conversation. pleasant, tasteful, giggles, boring... Then the loud girl shout out the question of the night to the rest of the ladies.

Loud girl: "have you guys had butt-sex before??"
Me (thinking): did she just said what i think she said...?
No response from the other girls... (none of which, btw, are attractive.)
Loud girl: "Well I have!" in addition she went on and tell a very elaborate store of how she lost her butt-flower. Apparently she was very drunk and said "yes" to something that she didn't comprehend in the mist of getting down with it. And next thing she's knows she's getting butt raped by her boyfriend. She described it as "sharp pain in her stomach" in which she rolled over like a fish jumping out of water, thus, stopping the carnage.
Graphic? yes. All the while i'm trying to eat my beans and rice in peace and harmony...

In conclusion to the her story...
Loud girl: "All i'm trying to say is that, next time when someone is behind you and whisper something in your ear and you didn't hear what he said. Make sure you ask him what he said before saying 'yes!!'"
Me: Thank you loud girl. Please shut up now.

I'm looking around at ppl around me with this face of "are you hearing what i'm hearing???", but apparently they are not... since i'm at the edge of our long table, i am the only one that is lucky enough to eavesdrop on the lovely conversations byt the girls.

After the ladies got tired of talking about butt-sex, they covered other topic such as circumcision, favorite sex fantasies, and drunken embrassing stories before the night was finally over. The loud girl was very enthusiastic to share about the her favorite sex fantasy.

Quite distasteful. shoulda order a beer. Happy to be home.

Happy 23 birthday Simon.

Word of God speak
Would You pour down like rain
Washing my eyes to see
Your majesty
To be still and know
That You're in this place
Please let me stay and rest
In Your holiness
Word of God speak

April posts: 13
May posts: 3 and counting...

Up and coming artist of the year~~~~~~~~
YUI - the Michelle Branch of the East
crazy good... need a translator or something tho.
Tokyo
Life
Goodbye days

drink and BLEEED!

Hmm... freewrite?

went to the blood drive yesterday.. overall a pleasant experience, didn't die, faint, or vomit. good time. The first nurse that took care of the screening section was pretty cool. She's probably in her 50's, looks like she's been doing this since her 20's. An old veteran by heart with no remorse for pain at all. I think we hit it off quite well. Anyways, after she poked me in the finger, which still hurts..., i asked her "so what's the next step?" to which she replied cheerfully, "now you drink and bleed!" yay! drink and bleed. silly old nurse, funny girl.

Think i'm gonna drop my econ class... haven't been to it for almost two weeks and the midterm's on monday. yea, i'm gonna drop it. mmm.. good call. that means i get to sleep in on monday's and wednesdays now! yay. i'm so good.

don't feel like writing lately, more reading... perhaps it's because of the weather. sorry kids, but fear not my dear fans, next one will be better.

A parable-
A girl once asked david why he is so great and awesome, to which he replied in the majestic melting voice of his, "Why is the sky blue? why does the moon come out at night? and why does the toilet flush the other direction in Australia? It is what it is." After hearing the answer, the girl left in confusion and now have a second opinion of david, "perhaps he's just really really stupid and everyone else is just blinded by his unjustly good looks." "Ahh yes, i understand now..." thought the girl.....The girl is blind.
The moral of this parable? blind girls are not subject to david's mesmorizing good looks. but if you are reading this... you are not blind. MUh-hahahaha- Mua-hahahahaha!

I crack myself up.

i think i have bed bugs, 'cause mt body itches when i go to bed... :(