Happy late birthdays to Simon! hope you're recovered from last night...
Had a interesting dinner last night at El Prez celebrating Simon's 23, it kinda reminds me of a episode of sex & the city gone bad. Here's how it went down...
Me: eating away my #14 combo (Enchilada & Tostada with rice and beans) while Simon is quickly fading away, minding my own business and enjoying my dinner.
The table next to me (5 girls, late 20's to mid 30's): started like any original girls night out conversation. pleasant, tasteful, giggles, boring... Then the loud girl shout out the question of the night to the rest of the ladies.
Loud girl: "have you guys had butt-sex before??"
Me (thinking): did she just said what i think she said...?
No response from the other girls... (none of which, btw, are attractive.)
Loud girl: "Well I have!" in addition she went on and tell a very elaborate store of how she lost her butt-flower. Apparently she was very drunk and said "yes" to something that she didn't comprehend in the mist of getting down with it. And next thing she's knows she's getting butt raped by her boyfriend. She described it as "sharp pain in her stomach" in which she rolled over like a fish jumping out of water, thus, stopping the carnage.
Graphic? yes. All the while i'm trying to eat my beans and rice in peace and harmony...
In conclusion to the her story...
Loud girl: "All i'm trying to say is that, next time when someone is behind you and whisper something in your ear and you didn't hear what he said. Make sure you ask him what he said before saying 'yes!!'"
Me: Thank you loud girl. Please shut up now.
I'm looking around at ppl around me with this face of "are you hearing what i'm hearing???", but apparently they are not... since i'm at the edge of our long table, i am the only one that is lucky enough to eavesdrop on the lovely conversations byt the girls.
After the ladies got tired of talking about butt-sex, they covered other topic such as circumcision, favorite sex fantasies, and drunken embrassing stories before the night was finally over. The loud girl was very enthusiastic to share about the her favorite sex fantasy.
Quite distasteful. shoulda order a beer. Happy to be home.
Happy 23 birthday Simon.
Word of God speak
Would You pour down like rain
Washing my eyes to see
Your majesty
To be still and know
That You're in this place
Please let me stay and rest
In Your holiness
Word of God speak
1 comment:
That is such a good story.
Boy, those butt sex stories really get your attention don't they?
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