Maybe. You're just really dirty when you go to bed. Maybe your sheets are clean, but you've just got sand, grass, and pieces of newly hair in your t-shirt and boxers.
Wait. That's me.
Nevermind.
Wash your sheets. Oh, by the way, I put you as one of my "cool people."
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wash your sheets!
That's gross.
Maybe. You're just really dirty when you go to bed. Maybe your sheets are clean, but you've just got sand, grass, and pieces of newly hair in your t-shirt and boxers.
Wait. That's me.
Nevermind.
Wash your sheets. Oh, by the way, I put you as one of my "cool people."
Wait. I meant to type "newly cut hair." Yes.
I need sleep now.
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