Dead week update

Time: End of day 1
Sleep Count (week): 4 hours
Status: Holding on strong. Tired.
Morale: encouraging
Count down to first final: T-minus 6 days, 16 hours.

Grocery Shopping
went shopping for groceries today. a much needed task that had been put off for the last 2 weeks. It got really desperate of late when we ran out of toilet paper and had to use paper towels as substitutes. sorry connie...hehe. that's rough!

The Poop
Had to poop at the MU today, due to lack of supplies... usually the experience at MU is quite good because the bathrooms are kept fairly clean and there are many selections of toilets to choose from. However, today's experience was not nearly as satisfying due to unexpected guests. Public pooping takes a lot of skills and considerations. skills because you have to train yourself to take care of your business in a reasonable time frame so that ppl won't think you have a digested problem and thus embarrassing yourself. considerations because there are a lot of factor that goes into the pooping equation than one might not give credit for. these factors includes: location, expected type of poop, estimated stinkyness of poop, bathroom cleaniness, budgeted poop time, and etc. The list just goes on and on, especially if there are another human soul in the bathroom with you at the time, it just brings another dimension and complicates things, and sometimes ruining it. This was the case today at the MU, I was in the middle of taking care of my business, things were going smoothly as planned, when this "unwanted factor" entered the room, not only did this "factor" enter, he came here planning to release his own brown bundle of joy as well. But not only was he here to release his bundle of joy, out of all the other 4 stalls, he "un-kindly" choose the stall right next to me, thus causing me stress and anxiety to perform. Grrrr! the nerves of this guy. Ruining my well planned out release. I ended up finishing the job prematurely and leaving the place unsatisfied. grr, better luck next time.

reasons why girls fall head over heels over david:
#34, When wanted to, David can lash out his manliness and all its glory in a fraction of a second, and thus, mesmerizing all the surrounding ladies with his greatness and awe.
disclaimer: this is a very powerful technique that David rarely uses, not because of the lack of ability, but for the sake of all the surrounding ladies and their fragile hearts.