Yes! now i can leave this place in peace.

I saw a streaker in the MU today.

For years i've been waiting for this... this... ultimate college experience, and boy, it was worth the wait. I don't think i can ever repaint the picture quite well for you all, but i will try my best in sharing the ultimate college experience to the rest of you unfortunate folks.

It was lunch time, in the middle of a fairly packed cafeteria. It kinda felt as if you were in an elevator with 6 other ppl. It's pretty crowded, but if needed to be, there is still room for others. I was busy finishing my very nutritious lunch (hot dog and green tea-with lemon) while studying for my 4 o'clock midterm. That is when i heard sounds of running footsteps and at the corner of my eye an image of a dude running past my table. The dude was running at a pretty good pace, but none-the-less I glance up just at the right time. I saw this pale white naked boy, tall and skinny, not fat, but i wouldn't say he was fit either. The pale white streaker ran thru the cafeteria, clapping to drawn attention while wearing a santa hat. Maybe he thought he was Santa. Maybe he wanted to impress some ladies at Panda express. Or maybe he just did it because he lost a bet. Either way, we will never know why the streaker presented us with his present on this cold winter day. He exit was just as swift as was his entrance, leaving us in shock and unbelief. Thank you pale white streaker dude, for you made my day and now i can graduate in peace. However, if you were to do it again next time, perhaps a tan would help. Oh, and for the ladies... it is cold today.

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
- Kint from the Usual Suspect